1. If Heart of Darkness had starred Cobra Commander.

2. Bill Simmons relating an anecdote from his favorite sports book:

My favorite: someone fighting with Bobby Hull, then hearing the crowd hush like something awful just happened … and realizing that he accidentally pulled Hull's toupee off. This definitely would have led SportsCenter if it existed in the late 1970's.

3. DC's comic book cover artists have a sick sense of humor.

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Bruins conquer Vancouver.



This should cost extra, right?



Tesla.

Bonus: These two were too disturbing to post.

Bonus #2: And to make up for those, here's a cat animated gif.

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David Arrigo created a goalie mask for Montreal Canadiens goalie Carey Price that features the face of Canadiens goaltender Jacques Plante.

Here's a feature about a goalie mask Arrigo created to honor fallen soldiers:



Via.

*Previously: Vasiliy Koshechkin has cute cats on his hockey helmet.

*Buy Saving Face: The Art and History of the Goalie Mask at Amazon.

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